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1. Lindsay Lohan Survives Flour Assault
2. Elton John Slams Prop 8, Lauds Civil Unions
3. Tim Robbins Gripes the Vote
4. An Unbelievable Hollywood Screenplay
5. Michael Moore Changes Theme of Upcoming Film
 

A new script is rumored to be making the Hollywood rounds.

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1. FCC Transition Head May Be ‘Fairness Doctrine’ Fan
2. Carrie Underwood Down on Celebrity Politicking
3. ‘Incredible Hulk’ Captures Obama on Film
4. Sarah Palin’s Star Will Continue to Shine
5. Hollywood Suggestions for Sarah Palin
 

Thanks to media rogues and back-stabbing colleagues, many in the punditocracy are underestimating the future possibilities for Sarah Palin.

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1. Apology Demanded for Reagan-Alito Slurs by Franken
2. San Fran Radio Host Calls for Joe the Plumber’s Death
3. Cindy Sheehan Endorsed by Penn, Sheen, and Barr
4. The 2008 Campaign Season: The Stuff of Science Fiction
5. Supreme Court to Decide on TV F-Word